Playground Negotiations

Me: "Noah, it's time to go home and put dinner in the oven."

Noah: "I just have to show you something."

Me: "OK, one more thing."

Noah: "How about some more things?"

Me: "No, one more thing and then we have to leave."

Noah: "Three more things."

Me: "One more thing. Now, get moving."

Noah: "Two more things and then that's it."

This confrontation ended with me walking home with Noah continuing to negotiate all the way through the front door. We think he has a future as an attorney.